That damn crab!
What did I ever do to you?
Did I break your heart or threaten to sue?
I can’t recall treating you with malice
So why then the hatred so callous?
You are a part of me through thick and thin
You are closer to me than my own skin
And yet you have struck me deeper than most
You have shaken my world from pillar to post
Not one aspect of me left whole
All this from a tiny little mole
Oh cancer thou art a heartless bitch
If I cured you I’d surely be rich
Oh but that would take many a day
But I fear that things won’t go my way
For the Doctor has told me to prepare a will
And of this life I’ve had my fill!
Thank you for listening.