Kiss your donkey goodbye.
The end is nigh
Time to say bye
Only I have been forewarned
So listen up, or you’ll be mourned
I have heard the coming of the storm
Very soon chaos will be the norm
So hide your children, hide your wife
And start praying for your very life
Build your bunkers and seal them tight
Otherwise you’ll be wrong and I’ll be right
You’ve seen the signs and yet you’ve ignored
Through my warnings you’ve jeered or snored
So when Armageddon comes and it’s coming soon
You’ll lament not listening to this poorly “loon”
One more chance I’ll give your souls
Repent now, or be eaten by the moles
So listen up, you pitiful sheeple!
Beware, the coming of the mole-people!
Thank you for listening.