Who are you when you are not yourself?
Listen to the sound of my voice
Very soon you won’t have a choice
Watch the pendulum go to and fro
Feel the sleepiness come and go
Listen to the tone I keep
Let your mind fall asleep
You don’t have to worry, don’t even fear
Simply open up your mind and let me steer
Perhaps I shall make you a feathery fowl
But maybe you’d prefer a hooting owl
Or I could help with your cigarette addiction
And remove any and all marital friction
Maybe you have an ache or two
Or want to be a better you
All this and more lies within my reach
Once your innermost sanctum I breach
I will twist and tangle your thoughts and deeds
Into your mental soil I’ll plant the seeds
For hilarity or health or just good fun
Only when I snap my fingers will we be done!
Thank you for listening.