Either make your choice, or let life make it for you.
Any lady can see that love is a choice
Meany is what I’ve been called in his voice
My knee I bent for you, he says
Moe is my husband, for all my days
Catch sight of another, is what I did
A strapping lad, barely more than a kid
Tiger is what I call him, for prey he has
By the third date we were cuddling to jazz
The heart wavers, young love or old
Toe the line or dare to be bold?
If I chose my tiger cub, will fun be mine?
He does look like a model for Calvin Klein
Hollers and shouts like a kid in a zoo
Let that be a lesson for anyone who wants two
Him and her, though, bound for life
Go away or stay, I’m still his wife
Any way you put it, my heart is his
Meany is what he does call his Ms
My knee did shake and shiver true
Moe it will always be me and you
Thank you for listening.