All glory to He Who Washes, may he Cleanse the Unwashed.
Behold his call to arms:
Dirty men have dirty minds
Filth gathers on the skin, to the truth it blinds
Filth gathers in the heart, to the Way it blocks
Filth gathers in the soul, like a pair of dirty socks
Why do you hide from the tub?
When all you really need is a good back rub
Why do you wallow with the unclean?
When from the wrong path you must wean
Why do you embrace the dirt?
When in your future with death you flirt
I am here, my child
To wash you clean, you who was defiled
Rise up, from the dirt around
Rise up, from the filthy ground
Step forward, towards the glorious heat
Here, only salvation you shall meet
One toe, then another
Surrounded you will be, brother with brother
Feel the filth wash away
A new start, a new day
Let the warmth soak in,
Feel your soul, feel your skin
Now you are clean, now you are whole
A body washed, a born again soul
Stand tall, my brethren kin
For you have been cleansed of sin
Tell your friends, tell your enemies
Listen not to their hate, nor their jealousy
All are welcome, all are friends
Together we shall be, until the end
And now we say, rub a dub dub
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