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Where does self-confidence end and arrogance begin?

Behold:

I am the most of the most

Listen here, and hear my boast

I am the master of the roast

Lord from coast to coast

When I die, I will leave no ghost

For I am a legend and dying is gross

Everything I make is sweet, even toast

Am I humble… Not even close

For any party, I am always the host

Of me, you will always need a daily dose

You see, I am worth a hundred million grosz

And now, I will end this poem with a ploce

Always remember, I am the most of the most

Everything I do is awesome, including this post

Thank you for listening.

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