Where does self-confidence end and arrogance begin?
I am the most of the most
Listen here, and hear my boast
I am the master of the roast
Lord from coast to coast
When I die, I will leave no ghost
For I am a legend and dying is gross
Everything I make is sweet, even toast
Am I humble… Not even close
For any party, I am always the host
Of me, you will always need a daily dose
You see, I am worth a hundred million grosz
And now, I will end this poem with a ploce
Always remember, I am the most of the most
Everything I do is awesome, including this post
Thank you for listening.