Did You Know that Barsch has an unhealthy fear of bridges?
A narrow piece of metal or wood suspended by physics over an abyss. Sure, why not.
Of all of the quirks Barsch has, it is his irrational fear of bridges I find most humorous. I mean, he has a few bridges collapse while he is crossing them, potentially dropping him to his doom. It couldn’t have been that bad, right?
Wrong. Bridges are death traps that lure you in with sweet promises of crossing expanses in a safe and convenient manner. And then they break apart halfway through your crossing.
When faced with a bridge, or as I like to call them, Hell’s Gangplanks, it is okay to turn around and run the other way. Never Lose Your Stride… unless your stride happens to take you over a bridge.
Thank you for listening.